Teacher’s “Sickie” Unravels: Portugal Stag Do Leads to Passport Pages Torn Out
A primary school teacher’s elaborate deception to attend a stag do in Portugal has landed him before a professional conduct panel, ultimately resulting in a public reprimand rather than a teaching ban. Joe Wilson, who taught Year 6 at Listerdale Junior Academy in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, fabricated a severe illness to justify his absence from school in May 2023.
The saga began when Mr. Wilson informed his employer that he was too unwell to work, citing a night of sickness and a debilitating headache. He followed up the next morning with claims of being unable to keep any food or water down, painting a grim picture of his condition to his superiors.
However, while his pupils were left without their regular educator, Mr. Wilson was reportedly enjoying himself in Lisbon, celebrating a friend’s upcoming wedding.
The Unravelling Deception
The charade started to unravel thanks to an anonymous tip-off from a colleague. This informant provided the school with damning evidence in the form of Facebook photos. These images clearly depicted Mr. Wilson at an airport, complete with luggage and a pint of beer. One particularly incriminating post read: “Early start for… stag do, few beers with the Portugal gaffer.”
This social media evidence surfaced mere minutes after Mr. Wilson had sent a message to a senior colleague detailing his supposed illness.

His initial text message to the school read: “I’m not going to be in school today. I’ve been up all night being sick and have got a really bad headache.” The following morning, at the early hour of 6:11 am, he sent another message reinforcing his fabricated illness: “I’m still no better so won’t be in school today. Can’t keep any food or water down. I’ll keep you updated.” By May 22nd, he was messaging again, stating: “I’ll be in school today.”
Initial Denials and Eventual Confession
When confronted by the school about his absence and the social media posts, Mr. Wilson initially attempted to deny being in Portugal. He claimed the photographs were from a prior trip. However, under pressure, he eventually confessed to having “pulled a sickie to go on [his] mate’s stag do” and admitted to “falsifying a sickness,” accepting full responsibility for his actions.
The severity of his deception became even more apparent during the school’s internal disciplinary investigation. When asked to hand over his passport, Mr. Wilson produced it with four pages conspicuously missing. When questioned about the missing pages, his initial response was a dismissive “I don’t know.” He later admitted to removing a page himself.
In a written statement to the Teaching Regulation Agency (TRA), Mr. Wilson expressed shame over his actions, stating he had “made a huge mistake” and tried to “cover this mistake with another mistake.” The panel overseeing the case concluded that the missing passport pages were almost certainly removed to conceal evidence of his travel on the days he had claimed to be ill.
The Panel’s Verdict and Reasoning
Mr. Wilson did not attend the virtual hearing where he was found guilty of unacceptable professional conduct and conduct that could bring the teaching profession into disrepute.
Panel chair Gamel Byles stated that Mr. Wilson’s behaviour was undeniably dishonest, highlighting his “clear intention to prevent the school from finding out about his attendance on a stag do abroad.” Mr. Byles emphasised that any reasonable person would find Mr. Wilson’s actions concerning, given his unauthorised absence and deliberate lies about his whereabouts.

The panel specifically considered that the public would view Mr. Wilson’s continued dishonesty throughout the investigation, coupled with his attempt to conceal his travel by tampering with his passport, as “completely unacceptable.” They concluded that his conduct was an attempt to mislead the school and was fundamentally dishonest, falling below the expected ethical standards for a teacher.
Mr. Byles further elaborated, “In falsely reporting his sickness absence and providing an altered document during an investigation, Mr. Wilson was intentionally misleading the school and concealing the truth.”
No Ban, But a Public Record
The panel also noted that Mr. Wilson had received sick pay for the two days he was absent under false pretences and had not offered to repay the sum. Furthermore, they highlighted that tampering with a passport can constitute a criminal offence.
Despite these serious findings, the panel decided against recommending a ban from teaching. They ruled that publishing the details of their findings would be “sufficient to send an appropriate message to the teacher as to the standards of behaviour that are not acceptable.” The misconduct was deemed not to have caused any direct harm to pupils and, while unacceptable, was not considered to be at the most serious end of the spectrum.
David Oatley, a civil servant signing off on the decision on behalf of the education secretary, Bridget Phillipson, stated that a prohibition order would prevent Mr. Wilson from teaching and thus deprive the public of his contribution to the profession.






